COLLECTED STORIES By Donald Margulies January 17 ... All About Eve, and Why Torture is Wrong, and The People Who Love Them, as well as directing a monologue in the festival of new work, The Love That Changed My Life. Enter and discover how any story can be given a very varied humorous approach and relate it maintaining the curiosity of the viewer until the end. Gender: Male Speaking of that nice, glass skylight… the sun coming through the big glass skylight is so warm, and cozy, and I… well. Genre: Dramatic, (Speaking into a cell phone with great urgency.). But yeah, it was some dark time… until one day. There’s another one! Description: A middle-schooler talks about racism among children/kids from their point of view, in front of their class for an English assignment. The account has collected photos and stories of people who were lost to HIV/AIDS and functions as “much ... “The video monologue could easily relate to … I should be over that “Prince Royce-wanna-be” by now. No, no, no, no, I am not going to let the two of you drop out of school! (Samantha enters the office) Samantha, get out of my office now I’m not dealing with you today. First, we trashed his place. And how is everyone else still working on this test? By: Amber Rothberg, Massachusetts, USA Age 13 I was looking at myself in the mirror when my reflection started to waver. From the outside looking in, it seems as though I have a lot of friends, but no one knows the real me. Look, I didn’t mean to trespass. Everyone else was left hobbling around like idiots while my brown shoes trudged through the grass. You know what; actually maybe I can do this. I did well enough in that college to earn a Green Card and a scholarship to Wesleyan University. And Snazzy, there was that time when he ordered you to let Mrs. Claus use you as a mannequin for the little girl’s dresses she was making. Something was different this time, I could sense it. Everyone thinks about it at one time or another. I’m not embarrassed; it’s just not what you’re going to expect.Well, if you really want me to say it. Gender: Any Still don’t know why he decided to teach English. Which means that I will be slaving away filling up the yard debris bin and the recycling container and dragging all the bins to the curb. Emmy Award-nominated film for HBO, and COLLECTED STORIES was presented on PBS. This is for punctuation marks only! That’s not a life you would want to live. Oh, what the heck. You look too young to be a psychiatrist. Hi, I’m Neapolitan. Description: In a world where everyone has gone missing, one teen remains, imagining that he/she is a radio show host. I ran and caught her hand as she was falling and tried to pull her up. The yeast-it’s-swelling! So, tomorrow, I’ll be boarding the blimp and getting ready to collect a cloud sample with possible bacterial life, but not before saying goodbye to my cat. Mom, I WILL. Genre: Dramatic I even quit my job just so I could keep my eye on him. Pure genius… and the self-sustaining ecosystems… I would love to be around that kind of innovation. At least he hasn’t left me behind. She wasn’t one of those moms who liked to sleep in late and have breakfast in bed. Wait…how’d a bunch of capital letters get in here. The turkey was great. Everything is so tiny. And if you regain your memory, I hope you don’t suddenly like her better than me. But that day was different. Of course, by this point, it isn’t my story anymore anyway. (Smile turns into an angry frown) Okay…. Santa is where? The next day when the computer asked me to order it food, I didn’t question it and ordered that food right away. Would you do it all over again and have a chance to reverse doing everything you’ve regretted? The police are on their way, stay calm and breathe sweetie you are going to be fine. Even if I was pretty, how much does a pretty face matter when it’s covered by a sheet? Who was maybe a little too good at her job. What do you mean he said, “you’re the light of his world”? Now you’re chilling with Dasher and Dancer acting like you’re a big star just because your nose glows up red, WE HAVE 50 THOUSAND CHRISTMAS LIGHTS THAT DO THAT SAME THING- you know what Rudolph, do what you wanna do, but never forget where you came from. Ah! (Tries again. He just wasn’t the same person anymore. By: Mina T., New York, NY, Age 13 I was freaking out. That’s where I took my first hit of heroin. Description: A teenager visits her (or his) father’s grave with a friend. Voice of the Lepracaun singing shrill Oh, what the heck. I’ll be out in a minute! And everything else was quiet. Because I always get hit with the ball, even when I’m standing, like, ten feet away. My cat Ringo is coming into the kitchen, guess he heard me. I have no problem being average. (Rapidly breathing.) I-I mean, of course, my parents would always tell me I’m pretty. I’m as fearless as it gets when it comes to water. A journalist. (does calculation and is shocked) 700 calories. I just want an assistant who listens to me and doesn’t put cream in my coffee. They were rushing past me. Jeanine what’s wrong with you? You know, the teachers in highschool told us college professors are going to be “very strict with us” and “make us work hard”. Are you joking? Gender: Female By: Becca L., Los Angeles, California, USA, Age 12 (Looks down at arm.) My mother is the Goddess of Harvest, so she makes all the flowers grow and that sort of thing. He hated to talk in it, hated to write it, hated to listen to it. That doesn’t concern me! And there’s no way I’m going to get rid of it today (under breath) or maybe ever. Thanks to NASA’s Food-In-A-Tiny-Box program, all my cat and I have to eat is dehydrated, compacted food. You make me happy every day. My cat can no longer taste the difference between rehydrated tuna, which he loved back on Earth, and rehydrated citrus which he would never touch back on Earth. My hot pink flashcards though were left on the seat. I wish I was scared of the dark. Like picking out this wedding dress. I’m going to take a rock from that mountain and bring it back here. But make sure that YOU don’t ever call him that. (Rolls the window up, and resumes talking to friend on speakerphone.) And I guess they are kind of cool…for ancient, mummified rock stars. I have my own chauffer and personal stylist. Oh my God, I left it charging in the car. Even if he tracks me down, he got no rights. Admit it, I’m prettier than every single one of you. Best friend? By: Julian K., Age 13, Wisconsin, USA It seemed like I cried forever. Unless ya whip it outta ‘em. I hate getting on a scale and feeling like it’s screaming at me to get off. Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic. And she was meowing like she was hungry, so I just gave her a tiny bit of food. OMG! It’s fine, it’s fine. In my mind, his eyes are open and he is reaching out. His bloody students. Great. Save for later You’re screwing up my life here! (pause) Arrest me? (hears someone at the door-maybe a loud crash) That was quick! Brittney, you can keep Esteban. Rule #6 No crying allowed. Basically, I know you have a crush on me. Oh-My-God, OH MY GOD! No way am I loaning you my pencil, freak.” Only, something takes over your mouth and you hear yourself actually say, “sure.” You can’t take it back. Or when the teacher reads your hall pass out loud and your whole class knows you spent half of the period in the guidance counselor’s office. Description: A girl struggles with her relationship with food, and with her desire to fit in. And remember, if you have something cool inside your house, remember to lock up when you leave! But it was not my fault or the poor linguini’s fault. I know, it’s weird. I didn’t think that I would miss home, but I really do. Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. First Place Winner! So, it didn’t end well for him. So, that’s why I’m late. We are what you would call a lifestyle brand. Gender: Female I was the one who deserved his time. First Place Winner Without the curriculars, you know. So, of course I said “yes,” and when he gave me his ring and his helmet hit me on the head. She was just that way. He would come home late at night, drunk, if he even came home at all. I got my own plans. I never got an apology for that. First Place Winner! It’s easy to get strange around here. Now, I’ve been thinking for a long time. My dad works a lot and I think that’s why he’s mad all the time. Genre: Dramatic What? Hmm okay, that’s funny. This red one is for emergencies, right? The last thing I saw was stars. I tried to wash off as much as I could in the bathroom, but it’s still there, as you can see. OK you do you know that I just told you I can read your mind so basically, I know what you’re thinking, as in I know you’re thinking I’m a total lunatic but I’m not, trust me. When I hear you talking about how bored you are, I remember the hours I spent playing with the mercury from a shattered glass thermometer; rolling it around my bare hands and thinking to myself how lucky I was to have found such a fascinating toy. Fair enough I say, puffing out my chest, I can work out … This was when I found out they didn’t want me to appear as myself in the film. When he jumps, he floats to the ceiling, occasionally bumps his head on the lightbulb and breaks it, making the room dark. I want things to change once we get our own house. Sparkle up their day a bit. Genre: Dramatic What about now? I also mopped the tile floor in the living room, washed the dishes, bathed the cat, polished all the mirrors, took out the trash, finished all my homework for the next week, and booked your next appointment to the, the… podiatrist. At least the monologue only has to be a page. Then I forgot to finish my math homework so now I have to redo it for half credit. By: Georgia E. Alberta, Canada, Age 13 I understand that I am interviewing you for the accountant position here. I was lucky. That computer right there. (Pause.) I have five stitches. Genre: Dramatic Monologue Search. I only called him Sticky Ricky when I was angry with him. They kept increasing the dose, but it just felt the same. ‘Oh, he’s just a boy!’ and he replied with, ‘hmph she’s just a girl.’ I liked him because he wasn’t scared of me. I’ve been thinking about learning to play an instrument. (sigh) You’re very pretty. You walk around thinking you are a one of a kind, holy mastermind. (trying to joke) You are not paying $1 million for a popsicle, are you? Popsockets? Aw heck. Yes, my ship is tugging it. Since she wasn’t really around much with her work and everything, I decided that I could take the train from Ohio to Pennsylvania, to stay with my aunt because that seemed like my only option as long as I was away from home. I will truly miss the mornings waking up beside her. My jerk of a neighbor works there, too, and only complains about everything. I can hear you now. I was his daughter; he was supposed to care. I am tired of being cooped up, but I can’t help it. Genre: Comedic The doorbell never rang, and my app told me that it arrived. So, from now on I will call you Courage. But I don’t mind. My little brother is supposed to write an essay about the civil war. But from now on, I’m taking the stairs. First of all, I cleaned my room from top to bottom, and it’s so clean, you could eat off the floor! Mom and dad will be home soon. By: Robert L., Los Angeles, California, USA, Age 11 I was practically shaking as I walked down the aisle… Oh Charlie. Ya Sah! And it’s HUGE! Make social videos in an instant: use custom templates to tell the right story for your business. Never in my life have I deserved a whippin.’ But don’t tell that to my Pa. See, my friend Tom and I were put in a group for a science project on fungus, and there was this… extra credit assignment. I have the iceberg. Ugh, I told you…NO MORE THINKING! COMMA! During the summer we rode our matching blue Schwinn bikes everywhere and we’d try to hold hands while riding. (Pauses for two seconds, mouth and eyes wide.) You gotta admit, I do it well. You think something so basic to living would come easier. I am 13 years old and I live in this hospital. I can’t help but listen. By: Yoselyn H., Edinburg, Tx, USA; Age 13 You’re all worried about me! Description: Teen rejected by her guy finds comfort where least expected–from her mom. Even though it wasn’t part of my route, I ran right over to the parking lot and sat down outside the gates. Angela and I are more like sisters. I can volunteer as a skating coach as soon as I get one million! I am what I appear to be. He’s the one missing out on the future “Miss Universo.” (Pause.) I dropped my working papers along with the uniforms made by society to make us all the same clones of work slaves. I was scared to take on such a big role. Well, you better hurry up with that, you’ve only got a few years left before you turn practically into prune, and then no good man will want you. I agreed to go. She stretched out her arms, and my arms barely made it through the mirror surface, but my mom pulled me out! If you want to ask if it’s a phase or a fad. Okay…once upon a time, there were three sisters, just like y’all. Right about that time, unfortunately, a huge wage was forming, and was starting to come my way. Probably the red one. I just trying to protect him, you know. It was me – I was the one who wasn’t ready. (Moves as if in the dark, opens a drawer. I know him being in jail far away from you must be hard. She doesn’t have a collar, and honestly, I don’t think she belongs to anybody. (confused) What? What did I ever do to deserve this kind of pain and hurt? I know, I know. Second Place Winner But, I’m technically asking for less. Gender: Female You could be deeply, sincerely, insanely sorry for the smallest thing, and I wouldn’t believe you. I’ve moved on. I know that might sound ridiculous or perhaps it is, and I am the crazy one, but I feel it. Third Place Winner! Genre: Comedic. When I spilled a cup of uncooked rice over the dirt floor of our house, my mother smacked me across the face and the whole family spent the next hour picking every grain of rice off the floor. About me going to the rooftop of the school and being ready to jump? By: Drew Evans, Age 12, Austin, TX, USA I don’t think you’ve visited him in a while. I’m constantly blowing my money on repairs for my house, because it’s always rotting away. Description: A teen shows off an ability to read minds. That pizza would taste sooo good, and you hardly ever bring home pizza. He became associated with Tangier, where he settled in 1947 and lived for 52 years to the end of his life.. I love you. By:  Rosa Miillan, Los Angeles, California, Age 11 (Student is speaking into a cell phone and pacing about the space; leaning over, crouching down, standing on tip toes, shouting, etc. Well you know what? With his symbolic helmet numbered 451 on his stolid head, and his eyes all orange flame with the thought of what came next, he flicked the igniter and the house jumped up in a gorging fire that burned the evening sky red and yellow and black. Saying “hi” on the way to class. (Talking to box/coffin). He’s coming to pick me up this weekend in his Camaro. Soon after, she puts the letter down, and continues as if she were really talking to her friend. p. cm. Thank you for always being there for me. Apologies have meant nothing to me ever since he left. Rule #1 You don’t question, you just do it. When I was your age, I wasn’t in a wealthy little suburb- I grew up in China during the Cultural Revolution. Eventually, Dad stopped coming to dinner. His lack of intelligence gets in the way of everything, and I have to act dumb with him just to make him feel better. Description: A girl talks about her frightening experiences with her evil mirror reflection. I know that sounds selfish, I mean, I have everything. I didn’t. It derailed my life and yours. Drama Notebook holds a monthly Monologue Contest open to kids and teens from around the world. I used to brag about being fearless, but I can’t imagine what would have happened if I didn’t get scared that day. What the heck comes after the right foot? What am I doing tomorrow? And this scar? You can have that power bar you’ve been eyeing on your desk, and I can go ride my skateboard for the next hour. I mean, look at it. thank you. I think I got it. But as everyone says it’s all okay because I can still throw on a smile, and the one thing that makes this all go away are the drugs. It just asked me to write a three-page paper about the civil war. It’s okay to tell me. I didn’t mind some Donna Summers and some Bee Gee’s, now and then, but Ricky loved it. Okay, I’ll try to stay calm and explain. “Just looking at the moon, June Bug. Well, good morning world. It’s the one that says ‘princess.’ Yours is the one that says ‘woof.’ Which rhymes with goof. (practically throws phone) Leslie? I gotta be 16, and that’s in seven months. Then, at the end, a light turns on, flickering. I was so excited that I told Tom about it, and y’know what he said? And you, Lila and I would have sandcastle competitions. I’m starting to regret bringing him on this mission, because that was the only pillow NASA packed for me. Gender: Any I’m nothing to him. Gender: Female This is the first day I’ve been clean in four years. Description: A nomad tells his sister his philosophy on life and why he chose his lifestyle. Look, I’m not stupid. Today has been the absolute worst day of my entire life and it’s only 1 pm. By: Lisa Iordache-Stir, Age 13, California, USA I tried to warn her. So how was your day? ISBN 13: 978-0-141-91745-0. (Pause.) One time he was excited when we were assigned a 35-page essay on Millard Fillmore, who is the most boring person in history. Two decades ago, in the year 2020, scientists hypothesized that the clouds of Venus might have bacterial life. I’m gonna say I had to pee. We’re blood. Was it something I said? When I walked in, I saw the truck driver lying on the floor covered in blood. Description: A teen reflects on the concept of darkness. And now it’s this. So, you go ahead and do what you gotta do. I could be on the beach right now tanning like a churro with a margarita in one hand and a woman on the other sitting on my lap! But I have chosen this, and I’m happy. I specifically did not invite her. They hide their scars by making others bleed. I didn’t know, but my mom, she is a genius. I got somethings off my chest at least. And on the screen, it said, “You should have done what I asked.” That was the last time I messed with my “supernatural” computer. This paper that will destroy my GPA. But your voice sounds so sad sometimes that it frightens me. Genre: Dramatic, Excuse me…excuse me… can I please use your phone? I made the mistake of mentioning this to my parents. My card was sitting right there! I can’t understand why she would spend all those hours on something so pointless. I’m 17 now. I didn’t have a choice. Whoa. I guess I don’t have to tell you the rest. Maybe then, this wouldn’t have happened. And I get to walk on a beach that’s empty just for me, on golden sand freshly washed by night waves. Description: A thief is interrogated by the police. By: Ellie K., Age 12, North Carolina, USA And right away he started up again. I don’t like disco. After I got out of there, it was back to stealing cars. Genre: Comedic. Not like tonight. I panicked and looked for a place to go, and that’s when I saw a student I had never met before, crouched under one of the computer tables. There are 36 people in my English class. When you moved in next door, I was so happy. Heck, when have I ever done something just for fun? I should probably tell you now, before you notice it. Medicine is not magic, I guess. Description: A utensil in a kitchen drawer has an identity crisis. I have a problem. (Smiles at audience. What happened next felt instant and slow motion all at once. By: Kielle W., Age 16, Chesapeake, Virginia, USA By: Lauren R., Texas, USA, Age 16 Welcome everyone to the Punctuation Society! Wish me luck! This was her idea of a “fun” assignment. This woman with crocs thing is getting old and I have to work tonight! Yeah, pretty sad. Mysterious heart attack, you know? We would thank God for the food on our table, the roof over our heads and our wonderful family. Karen, listen to me. It’s ok, cause you can say whatever you want about me because I don’t really think of myself as a thief, I think of myself more as an artist. Oh, yeah. Do you remember when you always told me that the boys would be chasing me, because of my amazing good looks? What are you trying to do? Acting is an amazing thing. As a fellow, neighbor, worker, and citizen of this fair town I am here to tell you why I, Brock Bruce, deserves a promotion, and how together, we can make Walmart Great Again! (pause) We were a force to be reckoned with when we were together, we were partners, not a hero and her sidekick. Genre: Dramatic One gloomy day, my dad came to visit. Little beds, little chairs, little tables…. Genre: Dramatic Yes, they make me do all that. Bye. Send someone over. Description: Cupid aims his arrow at the wrong person. Description: Camille is a young girl who is praying to God about her troubled family life. No, I imagine that birds are brave. I used to always yap and moan about her Earth, Wind and Fire, but that’s just what girls do to their mothers. He’s mostly harmless beyond the thumping on the head thing. Description: A murder suspect tries to prove his innocence to the court. All of a sudden, I started to hear Katherine scream and yell my name. That’s why I really appreciate it when teachers go out of their way to talk to me privately when I’m struggling with something, like you are now. 1 Minute Monologues 2 Minute Monologues Blog Contemporary Monologues Female Dramatic Monologues Today's Monologue Stories . The line was soooo long! Pero, I just can’t get over him – he’s all I think about! Description: A teenager survives the Columbine Shooting. I take pride in my skills. That gets me thinking what is thinking? I’M SIXTEEN. Bodies pop up out of their coffins and float about in the flooded streets. I am in LOVE! It’s too dangerous. Without Milton, I would never have escaped to New York. I didn’t judge myself and my imperfections then, I was happy. Second Place Winner! A traumatized cow appears in the courtyard, stuck in the mud and confused. It’s a no-doubt home run and it’s coming right for me, and I caught it! Now listen up here doggie-o. I don’t slobber all over them and wag my tail like a moron. I guess I was wrong! We are going to see how good you are at finding a new teacher because I quit! I’m still alive! Ok, those are the rules. I’m his princess…FOREVER. Nothing. Yeah, I’m okay. It was summer. Other times, I think he had a kid cause he likes whippin.’ Whatever the reason, I’m makin’ plans. Classic. It all started when I left for work, you know where I work right? Hell, by the time I was your age, I was already in college! (pause) Do you play an instrument? By: Derek Olsen, Age 11, Iowa, USA But I mean, let’s be honest here. Everyone just calls me Nancy though, I’m not sure why. I never really understood why girls do that for their dopey boys. I did. Your mind travels to so many places and everything’s fine. Mine do. Sounds like a horrible thing to say, but he didn’t love me. She got calls like this often even as far back as third grade. Genre: Comedic You’ve got to find that guy. I’m so sick of it. My name is Jeanine Brefcyznki and I know that those are two very polar, funny sounding names but that’s just me! There are stories in your songs. Then when I got on the bus, I was going to tell Izumi, but he wasn’t on the bus. (Laughs awkwardly) Uhh well, I’m so sorry, oh my God, thank you so much have a nice day. Can you believe it? So, I guess you could say I’m ambitious. There are 175 calories in one pancake, times four. Jeanine jumps looking a bit startled but then angrily picks up the phone.) Oh my god you’re not Fabio… I am so sorry, ma’am I thought you were my ex, um… I guess I could tell you if you want me to… No. The mall. So, my mum and I finally found one another again… and she asked me if I had eaten anything and I said, “Just six pomegranate seeds.” Then she said “No! Description: A conceited high school girl who volunteers to visit a disabled boy, is called out for actually being selfish and egotistical. Okay, you don’t believe me? I realized that my younger brother, Colin, is taller than me. I’ll be there. What?! Like, we would pretend we were dying, or possessed or something. My mom also likes this band called Aerosmith. People are amazed that I remember so much about my mother, because the cancer took her when I was only five. By: Lizzie T., Texas, USA, Age 14 (pause) No, don’t hang up. It’s day 47 of absolute isolation, loneliness, and complete and utter boredom. How are you doing, sir? Anyway, we kind of, uh I don’t know um robbed a bank last week. I didn’t see why it mattered so much, he was just a teacher and they were just students. It’s the little things that are racist. My mom came and picked me up in her white Benz. He told stories and did impressions every chance he got. You can’t ask your interviewer how they’re feeling! By: Brooke E., Little Rock, Arkansas, Age 14 I tried on all her crowns. Genre: Dramatic I’m scared one day I’ll walk through that door and my mom will be hurt so badly that I can’t help her. He never did. One day, I’m going to make it for him. Genre: Dramatic Hmm, what is trendy now? Okay, don’t say anything. A shark, at least fifteen feet long, was staring at me the way a barn owl stares at a mouse. Nowadays, conversations consist of tousling with stubborn thoughts or barking back at my Pomeranian, whose name is, fittingly, Wilson. How dare you disrespect me like that. Or is it the blue one? It was great seeing you. For almost a decade, our company has held the largest market share for pasta in the world. Good morning. Imagine walking down a dark alley-way lined with brick buildings, garbage and junk. Those three-hour calls only just starting at midnight. (Archibald nods, then shrieks, flailing his sword around). By some miracle, I was able to escape. THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT FOR SKIPPING THAT ONE LACROSSE PRACTICE-what?! Lightning broke the sky outside and traveled along the ground and through my bicycle. ‘We are gathered here today to celebrate the life of Norma Jean, better known as Marilyn Monroe.’ Actress transforms becoming Marilyn. A torrential jungle rain causes flooding. Description: A Chinese mother lectures her child about how easy her life is. I hadn’t been out there very long when they got me. (laughs…sees that she doesn’t remember.) It’s the reason I wear hoodies all the time, why I’m so tired. This is why there are a ton of scratches on my body. Until one day last summer. I’m going to die. (Pause, inner realization.) By: Josie C., Albuquerque, NM, Age 14 No one would want to be me, though. I didn’t talk to him for a week after that incident. Gender: Female My computer has been speaking to me. My parents always liked their drugs better than they liked me. The day you left we said we’d text every day. (Pause.) Ms. Daniels is reading a book. Tired of trying to get something that feels…. How’s your day? He just called me. Don’t touch the edges of his carpet, he really doesn’t like that. It’s lightning….yes, I’m serious…. I never grind my teeth. After all I’ve done for you; raising you, teaching you, feeding you, clothing you- you dare to talk to me like this? Until death do us part? Like eighty? Says ‘ woof. ’ which rhymes with goof at a mouse seriously how did no one clean. Ve found that in elementary school all the water, or what call. She helped me through everything and I have fun with it. ) that each is. 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